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"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
11/17/2014 at 09:30 • Filed to: None

This accident occured on Saturday. The newspaper posted this photo, but have no details regarding how this happened. What do you think happened?

Here is a map around where the accident occured... The intersection of Tamiami Trail and Mecca

DISCUSSION (26)

boobytrapsandtreasure > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 09:36

Spontaneous automobile trust fall!

FKA-RacecaR > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 09:36

Lower car moving at a high rate of speed hits SUV that is a little higher from the side. Lower car goes under like a wedge and flips it on its side. The third car is just collateral damage.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 09:36

I can't figure out what could have happened, but living about 25 minutes from there, I can confirm that anything could have with the driving standards around here. Maybe the SUV/truck tried making a left even though the white car was going straight? That's the only thing that I can think of with an impact there and the car being dragged into that car at the stop sign.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
11/17/2014 at 09:38

Wait... a local Opponaut??? I thought I was the only one in this area!

North or South?

Dusty Ventures > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 09:38

Freak weather system. It was raining old SUVs

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 09:39

South. Cape Coral.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 09:39

I have a sneaking suspicion that stupidity and/or inattention was involved.

OPPOsaurus WRX > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 09:44

I bet the 911 was speeding. The Dodge either thought he had enough time or wasn;t paying attention and the Porsche slammed on the brakes causing the nose to dive and go under the Dodge flipping it onto the sedan. The Porsche owner then lost his shit in what was probably described as something like a 5 year old's temper tantrum.

Alex B > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 09:45

Florida.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
11/17/2014 at 09:50

Thats acxtually very cool to know! I'm North of you in the good ol town of Venice!

CB > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 09:51

Flock of albatrosses distracted them. Especially the Durango.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Dusty Ventures
11/17/2014 at 09:51

It is Florida. Our weather makes no sense so I would buy that

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > boobytrapsandtreasure
11/17/2014 at 09:51

This. This answer wins!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/17/2014 at 09:52

I would've loved to have been there to see the 911 driver. I guarantee you he was flipping out! Especially since he lost his car to a late 90s/early 00s Dodge.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > FKA-RacecaR
11/17/2014 at 09:53

The Accord confused me the most. Just because I don't know how the Porsche could've moved the Dodge so much

boobytrapsandtreasure > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 10:01

JQJ213, in which state did this happen along Hwy 41? I live near it in Kennesaw, GA.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > boobytrapsandtreasure
11/17/2014 at 10:09

Down in Sarasota, Fl. Sadly a bit far away!

FrederickLawOlmsteez > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 10:14

Florida? Then odds are it involved Oxycotin and some hokey pain clinic.

Takuro Spirit > OPPOsaurus WRX
11/17/2014 at 10:58

Yeah but look at the damage to the truck... the FRAME is even bent. Me thinks he was hit by something else, and spun into the 911's path.

zeontestpilot > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 11:27

Isn't it obvious? The car fell asleep while driving.

Funktheduck > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 11:34

Looks to me like the truck made a left when they should have waited. Convertible turns right slightly in an attempt to avoid the accident. This happened so close to the intersection when the truck hit the sedan it stopped and the convertible with a much lower bumper compared to the side of the truck caused the truck to roll onto the car sitting at the stop sign.

JGrabowMSt > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 12:03

Dodge tried to to turn (WHY DID YOU TURN?!) and the Porrrrchee was going way faster than he should have been. Plowed the dodge into the Beigemobile.

Dodge is a total loss, I'm surprised the Porrrrschee doesn't look worse. Beigemobile is probably also a total loss.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 12:37

Trophy wife of retiree wasn't paying attention because of masturbation(being Florida), runs red light, and pounds the Durango.

thebigbossyboss > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 12:58

Force is a function of velocity so even a lighter object could project enough enough force to tip the dodge. The porsche is what 2/3rds the weight of the dodge? With enough velocity that gap disappears.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/17/2014 at 14:10

Any reports of this guy running around town? Because this is my best guess.

Kinja'd!!!

Round headlight enthusiast > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/18/2014 at 20:16

Kinja'd!!!

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